TOWNHALL
I don’t know how many times I have to say this because I’ve been around for a while, and I’ve seen this same thing happen again and again and again when squish GOP senators try to negotiate with the Democrats about immigration. I know it’s meant to bully mental defectives, but when it comes to the GOP Senate caucus, that rule does not apply since some of its members apparently cannot learn from experience and must learn through pain. Here is a message to you, spineless Republican senators….
Stop trying to do immigration deals with the Democrats.
This same sorry scenario gets replayed over and over again. Some soft, bipartisan-curious GOP senators try to hammer out a deal with the donkeys, get hammered but don’t know it, and then try to convince the party faithful to swallow their latest dog’s breakfast of a proposal. It always ends in humiliation. Immigration is the graveyard of Republican careers. Remember when Marco Rubio was a fresh young voice of the future of the Republican Party? And then he got wrapped up in an immigration compromise and now he’s a footnote to an afterthought. Don’t be Marco. Certainly, don’t be Lindsey Graham.
Stop trying to do immigration deals with the Democrats.
You’re bad at it – very bad. I know that the Senate is full of lawyers, but you’re bad lawyers because you wouldn’t be in the Senate if you were good lawyers who knew how to negotiate. You make terrible deals. If I made deals like you, I’d be driving a 1994 Yugo held together with duct tape and COEXIST bumper stickers.
Stop trying to do immigration deals with the Democrats. They always end up stealing your pants, and you end up hanging from the high school flagpole by your undies.
Now, we see that the only reason you’re talking about any immigration deal at all is not because you’re concerned about zillions of foreigners swarming across our borders. The Republican Party’s billionaire donor base loves it, so you secretly love it. Of course, this is the same clique of political geniuses who think Nikki Haley is a great fit for the 2024 GOP because she doesn’t mind mutilating kids to conform to their Munchausen mommies’ delusions, does whatever woke corporations want and likes wars. The donors love open borders because they are thrilled by the thought of tens of millions of semi-literate peasants ready to toil for them for scraps and pennies. And for reasons that are beyond me, you guys care what these idiots think because you think their money matters. What have they spent their money on that resulted in a victory lately? How’s President Nikki working out for you?
No, an immigration deal is really a way for you to try to get what’s really important to you, which is money for foreigners to defend their borders. Now, it’s nice for foreigners to defend their borders, but it’s existential for us to defend our borders. And unfortunately for you, the Republican base knows this. I am baffled why Mitch McConnell would stand up and say that Ukraine is the most important issue facing America when we’ve got pretty much the entire Third World flooding across our southern frontier, but that mindset is where you guys are at. Stop being in that mindset. It’s stupid. And it’s going to get us destroyed in November if you keep going on with it.
Stop trying to do immigration deals with the Democrats.
For some reason, you think if you throw us a few magic beans, we’ll be thrilled and let you spend endless money on far-away Slavic standoffs. But we don’t want magic beans. We want a giant wall. And we want that perverted, desiccated, corrupt 108-year-old moron masquerading as our president actually to enforce the law. We don’t need new laws. We just need him to enforce the old ones. And we need you to make him do it by refusing to spend money on anything else, not just funding foreigners’ firefights until he does.
